{"id":128,"date":"2005-05-15T22:01:53","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T06:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=128"},"modified":"2008-06-22T11:29:16","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T18:29:16","slug":"mouthwash-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"Mouthwash Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by a spontaneous exclamation from my wife:<\/p>\n<p><em>Just which idiot<br \/>\nThought that Citrus Listerine<br \/>\nWould be a good thing?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by a spontaneous exclamation from my wife: Just which idiot Thought that Citrus Listerine Would be a good thing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}