{"id":135,"date":"2005-05-30T09:25:07","date_gmt":"2005-05-30T17:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=135"},"modified":"2008-06-22T11:26:09","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T18:26:09","slug":"words-excape-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Words Excape Me&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our friends Sara and Gary were passing by a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baskinrobbins.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Store<\/a> today when they saw a large, bald white man wearing suspenders get out of his car and stroll into the store. The license plate holder on his car read, &#8220;Ax Me About Ebonics!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have absolutely no comment regarding this. My brain has officially been fried. *bzzt*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our friends Sara and Gary were passing by a Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Store today when they saw a large, bald white man wearing suspenders get out of his car and stroll into the store. The license plate holder on his car read, &#8220;Ax Me About Ebonics!&#8221; I have absolutely no comment regarding this. My brain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}