{"id":146,"date":"2005-06-15T16:54:28","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T00:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=146"},"modified":"2008-06-22T11:24:11","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T18:24:11","slug":"overheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Overheard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was lying face-down in one of those special Medieval torture couches at my chiropractor&#8217;s office today when I overheard him conversing with one of his other clients in an adjoining room. They were talking about the big California earthquake-cum-non-tsunami.<\/p>\n<p>He remarked that he&#8217;d never before seen an event so well-covered by the media that hadn&#8217;t actually happened.<\/p>\n<p>I was immediately struck with the urge to pipe up with, &#8220;Oh yeah? How about the 2001 Inaugural?&#8221; but changed my mind at the last moment. He&#8217;s a Republican, and he manipulates my spine. Best to play it safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was lying face-down in one of those special Medieval torture couches at my chiropractor&#8217;s office today when I overheard him conversing with one of his other clients in an adjoining room. They were talking about the big California earthquake-cum-non-tsunami. He remarked that he&#8217;d never before seen an event so well-covered by the media that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}