{"id":150,"date":"2005-06-29T07:59:05","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T15:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=150"},"modified":"2008-06-22T11:17:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T18:17:59","slug":"idea-for-a-bumper-sticker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Idea For A Bumper Sticker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while I come up with a great idea for a bumper sticker. <\/p>\n<p>The first of these was a white-block-letters-on-black-background sticker that read, &#8220;KISS YOUR TELEVISION&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The one I came up with this morning is, &#8220;DEATH BEFORE DIALUP&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I really have to start trademarking these things.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while I come up with a great idea for a bumper sticker. The first of these was a white-block-letters-on-black-background sticker that read, &#8220;KISS YOUR TELEVISION&#8221;. The one I came up with this morning is, &#8220;DEATH BEFORE DIALUP&#8221;. I really have to start trademarking these things. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}