{"id":155,"date":"2005-07-08T07:50:04","date_gmt":"2005-07-08T15:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=155"},"modified":"2008-06-22T11:16:47","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T18:16:47","slug":"food-fright-part-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"Food Fright, Part 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"pics\/foodfright06.jpg\" alt=\"Food Fright Part 6\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I picked up a few organic juice boxes for our July 4th bash, in case anyone chose to bring their children\u2014or, I suppose, someone else&#8217;s children, for that matter. No children were in attendance, so I turned distribution of the itty bitty drinkables over to our roommate Shawn, who has a six-year-old daughter. She took to them with gusto.<\/p>\n<p>The other night, Shawn wandered into the living room holding a box of organic grape juice and said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think this company paid a lot of attention to their package design. At least, I hope they didn&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Margaret and I stared at the package for a moment. She got it before I did.<\/p>\n<p>I then had to get up and go check to see if the organic lemonade box somehow managed to spell out the term &#8220;forcible sodomy&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I picked up a few organic juice boxes for our July 4th bash, in case anyone chose to bring their children\u2014or, I suppose, someone else&#8217;s children, for that matter. No children were in attendance, so I turned distribution of the itty bitty drinkables over to our roommate Shawn, who has a six-year-old daughter. She took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-fright"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}