{"id":186,"date":"2005-09-20T08:05:05","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T16:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=186"},"modified":"2008-06-22T11:01:14","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T18:01:14","slug":"road-hazard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"Road Hazard"},"content":{"rendered":"

Margaret snapped this photo on our way back from Alki Beach\u2014sort of the Venice Beach of West Seattle\u2014on Sunday:<\/p>\n

\"Yipe!\"<\/div>\n

Not sure the good folks at Sleep Country thought this particular publicity strategy through.<\/p>\n

“Dum dee dum dee doo dee\u2014oh, HOLY CRAP!” *swerve* SCREEEEEEEEEECH !BLAM! tumbletytumbletytumblety BLONK…….FLOOF! “Ahhhh, God, it burns, it burns!”<\/p>\n

I’ve never cared for their jingle, but I’m not sure that they deserve a charge of vehicular manslaughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Margaret snapped this photo on our way back from Alki Beach\u2014sort of the Venice Beach of West Seattle\u2014on Sunday: Not sure the good folks at Sleep Country thought this particular publicity strategy through. “Dum dee dum dee doo dee\u2014oh, HOLY CRAP!” *swerve* SCREEEEEEEEEECH !BLAM! tumbletytumbletytumblety BLONK…….FLOOF! “Ahhhh, God, it burns, it burns!” I’ve never cared […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}