{"id":1996,"date":"2009-04-09T16:48:21","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T00:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=1996"},"modified":"2009-04-09T16:48:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T00:48:21","slug":"oh-i-want-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=1996","title":{"rendered":"Oh I WANT one&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure what it is, not sure what I&#8217;d do with it if I had one&#8230;. But I seriously WANT one.<\/p>\n<p>Allow me to explain.<br \/>\nI was dropping off my rototiller at Bryant Tractor &#038; Mower in Renton this afternoon.  This being the beginning of the sixth season I&#8217;ve used it, I figured that having someone do a basic tune up wouldn&#8217;t be a bad idea.<br \/>\nI left the tiller at the service desk, having made arrangements to have it serviced.  I went back out to my car, I pulled around to get back to the street through their somewhat narrow, equipment lined drive way and there it was.<\/p>\n<p>About the size of a riding lawn mower, it runs on tracks with a riding platform in back allowing the operator to ride with the doohickey as it trundles along.  Hand instruments for go forward\/go backward\/left track\/right track and a set of joysticks for lift the bucket up\/dump the bucket\/put the bucket back down.  On the front, a wee little excavator bucket probably twice the volume of a regular wheelbarrow or, perhaps, about the same size as the bucket on a Bobcat.<\/p>\n<p>It (a mini front end loader?  a power shovel?) was just so damn CUTE.  Absolutely thoroughly impractical for a suburban gardener, but when did practicality have anything to do with infatuation?  Now I want a little organic farm so I&#8217;ll have a practical use for this whatsis and can justify its purchase and abundant use.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly I&#8217;m not sure where this odd passion of mine for machinery and equipment came from.  God knows I&#8217;ve no talent for anything mechanical.  Witness me taking my tiller to a shop to have it serviced.  But tractors, rototillers, riding mowers&#8230;I spent several hours in the depths of a paddlewheel steam boat on the Illinois river one time just watching the engine run.  All the way up to airplanes and rockets.  I just want to sit back and make bbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM noises.  Probably comes from having grown up a Boeing baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure what it is, not sure what I&#8217;d do with it if I had one&#8230;. But I seriously WANT one. Allow me to explain. I was dropping off my rototiller at Bryant Tractor &#038; Mower in Renton this afternoon. This being the beginning of the sixth season I&#8217;ve used it, I figured that having [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1996"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1999,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996\/revisions\/1999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}