{"id":208,"date":"2005-11-23T14:02:01","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T22:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-06-22T10:52:01","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T17:52:01","slug":"always-read-the-directions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Always Read The Directions"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"pics\/okey-dokey.jpg\" alt=\"Okey Dokey!\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been a diabetic for\u2014what, five, six years?\u2014and I&#8217;d never noticed the instructions on the top of my bottles of insulin. Better late than never, I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a diabetic for\u2014what, five, six years?\u2014and I&#8217;d never noticed the instructions on the top of my bottles of insulin. Better late than never, I suppose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}