{"id":215,"date":"2005-12-16T08:14:49","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T16:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2008-06-22T10:47:09","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T17:47:09","slug":"another-bumper-sticker-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Another Bumper Sticker Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You all may or may not recall this, but I sometimes come up with concepts for bumper stickers that I&#8217;m saving up for a press run one of these days. I&#8217;m particularly fond of concepts that parody another, already popular bumper sticker. My very favorite of these is a black bumper sticker with big white block letters reading, &#8220;KISS YOUR TELEVISION&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve got another one brewing. A smallish (say 4 x 5 inches) dark blue window sticker with two white silhouettes in the upper two-thirds and white words in the lower third. The words? &#8220;PROTEST HUMAN LIFE&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing I haven&#8217;t quite worked out is whose silhouettes to use. Hitler and Pol Pot? Middle-aged mouth breather and his kids? Tom DeLay and Bill O&#8217;Reilly? Sam Kinison and Andrew &#8220;Dice&#8221; Clay? Help me out here, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You all may or may not recall this, but I sometimes come up with concepts for bumper stickers that I&#8217;m saving up for a press run one of these days. I&#8217;m particularly fond of concepts that parody another, already popular bumper sticker. My very favorite of these is a black bumper sticker with big white [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}