{"id":2445,"date":"2009-10-09T16:28:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T00:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=2445"},"modified":"2009-10-09T16:28:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-10T00:28:31","slug":"octobers-worse-than-january","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=2445","title":{"rendered":"October’s Worse Than January"},"content":{"rendered":"

With the birth of Renee & John’s new daughter VERY early yesterday morning our total count for October celebrations is at nine. That’s one birthday or anniversary every 3 days, for those that are counting.<\/p>\n

Allow me to be the first to say (very deep inhale)
\nHappy birthday (October 2)
\nHappy birthday (October 4)
\nHappy birthday (October 7)
\nHappy birthday (October 8th) {I had to put in the “th” after the number on this one because otherwise it turns out like this 8) }
\nHappy birthday (October 9)
\nHappy birthday (October 10)
\nHappy birthday (October 14)
\nHappy anniversary (October 17)
\nHappy birthday (October 20).<\/p>\n

gasp gasp gasp.<\/p>\n

Happy birthday y’all. Gonna take a lot of breath to blow out all those candles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With the birth of Renee & John’s new daughter VERY early yesterday morning our total count for October celebrations is at nine. That’s one birthday or anniversary every 3 days, for those that are counting. Allow me to be the first to say (very deep inhale) Happy birthday (October 2) Happy birthday (October 4) Happy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2445"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2454,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2445\/revisions\/2454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}