{"id":247,"date":"2006-02-27T12:07:13","date_gmt":"2006-02-27T20:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2008-06-22T10:31:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T17:31:15","slug":"pondering-the-polychromatic-piscean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Pondering The Polychromatic Piscean"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shawn and his daughter spent yesterday afternoon baking and decorating some cookies. She’s been on something of an oceanic kick lately (pirates, octopuses, that sort of thing) so all the cookies had a sea-creature theme going. One specimen in particular caught my eye:<\/p>\n

\"Fish!\"<\/div>\n

I asked her what kind of fish it was, but she wasn’t sure. I thought about it for a second, and then it hit me.<\/p>\n

“Why, of course,” I said, “It’s a Jackson Pollock!”<\/p>\n

My, I amuse myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shawn and his daughter spent yesterday afternoon baking and decorating some cookies. She’s been on something of an oceanic kick lately (pirates, octopuses, that sort of thing) so all the cookies had a sea-creature theme going. One specimen in particular caught my eye: I asked her what kind of fish it was, but she wasn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}