{"id":249,"date":"2006-03-02T09:20:23","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T17:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=249"},"modified":"2008-06-22T10:30:44","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T17:30:44","slug":"rumination-on-the-relation-between-perspiration-and-high-tech-hydration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=249","title":{"rendered":"Rumination On The Relation Between Perspiration And High-Tech Hydration"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just noticed something this morning after my soak.<\/p>\n

Should it bother me that my deodorant should come in a variety of “scents” whose names strangely mirror the names of the “flavors” of my sport drink?<\/p>\n

Sample of Varieties of Speed Stick<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Icy Surge
\nFresh Rush
\nCool Fusion
\nClean Blast<\/p>\n

Sample of Varieties of Gatorade<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Ice Punch
\nRiptide Rush
\nCool Blue
\nGlacier Freeze<\/p>\n

Sensing a pattern here?<\/p>\n

Why do I get the feeling that these two unique products are made in adjoining rooms of a giant New Jersey “Toxic Corridor” chemical plant? In fact, that is no doubt the case, and should hardly surprise me.<\/p>\n

The only question now is whether I could kill two birds with one stone by rubbing Gatorade into my armpits….or drinking my deodorant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just noticed something this morning after my soak. Should it bother me that my deodorant should come in a variety of “scents” whose names strangely mirror the names of the “flavors” of my sport drink? Sample of Varieties of Speed Stick: Icy Surge Fresh Rush Cool Fusion Clean Blast Sample of Varieties of Gatorade: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}