{"id":3194,"date":"2010-10-11T16:46:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T23:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3194"},"modified":"2010-10-11T16:46:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T23:46:42","slug":"bwah-hah-hah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3194","title":{"rendered":"BWAH HAH HAH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not certain whether this is ironic, an epic FAIL, or merely spooky.<\/p>\n<p>On my way home from work this afternoon I stopped at our local QFC to get some toothpaste.  Andrew and I favor <a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/www.tomsofmaine.com\/home\">Tom&#8217;s of Maine <\/a> and we ran out a few days ago.  Lemme tell you, after Tom&#8217;s, Colgate Total (a gimme from my last dentist&#8217;s appointment) is NASTY.<br \/>\nBeyond the point.<\/p>\n<p>I was at the QFC getting toothpaste.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on sale!  YIPPEE!  Let&#8217;s grab three tubes of toothpaste while it&#8217;s 30% off!<\/p>\n<p>I went to the U-Check line because after a long day at work I do NOT want to talk to anyone who is paid to be chirpy.<br \/>\nIn the U-Check line, at least in the U-Check lines at our QFC, there are little coupon printer thingies that start spitting coupons at you when you start ringing up your purchases.<\/p>\n<p>I scanned my QFC card, I scanned my first tube of toothpaste.<\/p>\n<p>The printer spat out a coupon for Private Selections brand Premium Strawberry Harvest Ice Cream.<\/p>\n<p>Irony, FAIL, or an attempt to boost toothpaste sales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not certain whether this is ironic, an epic FAIL, or merely spooky. On my way home from work this afternoon I stopped at our local QFC to get some toothpaste. Andrew and I favor Tom&#8217;s of Maine and we ran out a few days ago. Lemme tell you, after Tom&#8217;s, Colgate Total (a gimme [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irony-supplement","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3194"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3201,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3194\/revisions\/3201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}