{"id":3283,"date":"2010-11-15T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T16:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2010-11-15T08:47:23","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T16:47:23","slug":"um-youre-kidding-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3283","title":{"rendered":"Um&#8230; you&#8217;re kidding, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the dentist&#8217;s last Thursday to have my teeth cleaned.<br \/>\nThe dentist in Bellevue.<br \/>\nThe dentist that knows that I drive from Normandy Park to Bellevue on what has got to be the winner of the &#8220;hideous local freeway&#8221; award.<br \/>\nThe dentist that knew that I was on my way to work, back along the same hideous freeway, right after I was done having my teeth cleaned.<\/p>\n<p>For some reason my dentist checks blood pressure on her patients.<\/p>\n<p>And so the DUH moment of the week&#8230;.<br \/>\nDentist: &#8220;Wow, your blood pressure&#8217;s really running kind of high, is that normal?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the dentist&#8217;s last Thursday to have my teeth cleaned. The dentist in Bellevue. The dentist that knows that I drive from Normandy Park to Bellevue on what has got to be the winner of the &#8220;hideous local freeway&#8221; award. The dentist that knew that I was on my way to work, back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3283"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3286,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283\/revisions\/3286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}