{"id":3495,"date":"2011-02-04T17:35:20","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3495"},"modified":"2011-02-04T17:36:57","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T01:36:57","slug":"okay-what-the-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3495","title":{"rendered":"Okay, what the hell?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was presented a cat on Monday for annual exam and vaccines.  The cat isn&#8217;t particularly nice so I was hoping to get through my exam without needing to do anything major to the cat.<\/p>\n<p>Except&#8230;. \ud83d\ude2f <\/p>\n<p>Except&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Except there&#8217;s a lump.<br \/>\nA rather large lump.<br \/>\nA rather large, hard, nodular abdominal lump in a cat that really isn&#8217;t a very nice cat at all.<\/p>\n<p>Oh shit.<\/p>\n<p>So I asked the owner if the cat had been behaving oddly in any way &#8212; how has her appetite been?  Is she drinking and eliminating normally?  Is the cat playing normally with her brother?<br \/>\nEverything checks out.  Cat&#8217;s been perfectly fine.<\/p>\n<p>Ah&#8230; hunh.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so your three year old perfectly healthy cat has this big ass abdominal mass and she&#8217;s not very nice and I need to take x-rays of her right now.<\/p>\n<p>And so, here presented are the photos that I took of the radiographs.  The first one is the cat lying on her left side with her head to your right.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celeslateral.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celeslateral.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"celeslateral\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3498\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celeslateral.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celeslateral-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This second is the cat lying on her back with her head towards (in your view) the ceiling.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celesvd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celesvd.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"celesvd\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3502\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celesvd.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/celesvd-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Susan and Will probably will have some sort of idea of what was wrong with the cat and Matt probably has a pretty good idea.  For the rest of you I&#8217;m going to have you goggle at the photos and try and guess.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and for what it&#8217;s worth, we did manage to get the radiographs taken without anyone losing any blood.  Whether or not any blood was lost in the rest of the cat&#8217;s care I can&#8217;t say&#8230;&#8230;. But at least she&#8217;s feeling better now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was presented a cat on Monday for annual exam and vaccines. The cat isn&#8217;t particularly nice so I was hoping to get through my exam without needing to do anything major to the cat. Except&#8230;. \ud83d\ude2f Except&#8230;&#8230;.. Except there&#8217;s a lump. A rather large lump. 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