{"id":3579,"date":"2011-03-13T15:59:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T22:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3579"},"modified":"2011-03-13T15:59:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T22:59:14","slug":"recently-sighted-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3579","title":{"rendered":"Recently Sighted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was in the horrifying behemoth that is the general Southcenter area on Friday to purchase some new doctor drag.<\/p>\n<p>Coming out of the uniform shop I got in my car, turned it on, and pulled out of my parking place.<br \/>\nThis is why there isn&#8217;t a photo.<\/p>\n<p>That having been said, however, in backing out of my parking place I noticed that the car that was in the parking space next to the one that I had just vacated had a license plate holder that read &#8220;I CAN TOO PARK HERE, I HAVE A GOLF HANDICAP!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which the owner obviously thinks is hysterically funny.<\/p>\n<p>If that car had actually been parked in a handicapped space I would have waited until the driver came back and stove their head in with a brickbat (even though I&#8217;m not entirely sure what a brickbat is).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was in the horrifying behemoth that is the general Southcenter area on Friday to purchase some new doctor drag. Coming out of the uniform shop I got in my car, turned it on, and pulled out of my parking place. This is why there isn&#8217;t a photo. That having been said, however, in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3579"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3583,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions\/3583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}