{"id":3603,"date":"2011-06-13T17:52:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T00:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3603"},"modified":"2011-06-13T17:52:08","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T00:52:08","slug":"okay-so-pretend-youve-never-had-any-medical-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3603","title":{"rendered":"Okay, so pretend you&#8217;ve never had any medical training&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t&#8230;. oooooOOOO&#8230;&#8230;. *stamping around waving arms*&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nSome people&#8217;s children&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So pretend you&#8217;ve never had any medical training.<\/p>\n<p>You run over your 12 pound Shih-Tzu WITH A TRUCK.  Do you:<br \/>\nA. Take it to the veterinarian for care.<\/p>\n<p>B.  Take it to the veterinarian for euthanasia because you can&#8217;t afford to treat it or<\/p>\n<p>C.  Let it sit around for 3 days &#8220;lookin&#8217; like it&#8217;s gonna die&#8221; but then continue to ignore it because it &#8220;looks like it&#8217;s gettin&#8217; better&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And if, after a few months you notice that your 3 year old 12 pound Shih-Tzu isn&#8217;t as perky as you&#8217;d expect a dog her age to be.  She doesn&#8217;t play very well and when she goes for a walk she can&#8217;t go for more than a block or two before she poops out.<br \/>\nDo you:<br \/>\nA.  Think that there might be something wrong with your 3 year old 12 pound Shih-Tzu that you ran over with a truck two months previous and have her examined or<\/p>\n<p>B.  Assume that your 3 year old Shih-Tzu is getting out of shape, old, and lonely and arrange to purchase her a &#8220;purebred&#8221; Pug\/Beagle puppy to &#8220;perk her up&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And when, a few months after you purchase the puppy, you notice that your 3 year old 12 pound Shih-Tzu isn&#8217;t getting perkier with the puppy around and is, in fact, having coughing fits to the point that she faints do you:<br \/>\nA. Think that there might be something wrong with her since you ran her over with a truck 5 months ago and take her to the veterinarian to have her examined.<\/p>\n<p>B.  Ignore the whole situation and just assume that she doesn&#8217;t like the puppy or<\/p>\n<p>C. Take everyone camping with the idea that spending some time alone with the family and the puppy will &#8220;do her the world of good&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then when your 3 year old 12 pound Shih-Tzu that you ran over with a truck gets so sick that you&#8217;re worried she&#8217;s going to die while you&#8217;re on your family camping trip and you FINALLY take her to a veterinarian do you:<br \/>\nA.  Let the veterinarian do the diagnostic testing that needs to be done to find out what&#8217;s wrong with her or<\/p>\n<p>B.  Do you pay for the exam and refuse anything else but medication that you know will be of help because &#8220;every other Shih-Tzu we&#8217;ve had had heart disease and every one of them got better with this medication&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I swear I&#8217;m not making this up.<\/p>\n<p>I saw the Shih-Tzu in question ten months after she&#8217;d been run over by a truck, eight months after they&#8217;d purchased the puppy,  and five months after she&#8217;d started on a diuretic which is usually used to treat patients in heart failure.  Usually works, too, when the dog has heart failure, but this one didn&#8217;t.<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t even see her because of her cough and exercise intolerance issues, I saw her because she had a skin problem and an ear infection&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd just coincidentally she had most of her abdominal organs stuffed into the left side of her chest because when the idiot ran over her with the truck almost a year ago her diaphragm ruptured and all of her abdominal organs got shoved up into her chest.<\/p>\n<p>The owner still doesn&#8217;t think there&#8217;s anything that needs to be done about that.<\/p>\n<p>Can I refuse to be human?  I don&#8217;t think I like being this species anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t&#8230;. oooooOOOO&#8230;&#8230;. *stamping around waving arms*&#8230;&#8230;.. Some people&#8217;s children&#8230;&#8230;. So pretend you&#8217;ve never had any medical training. You run over your 12 pound Shih-Tzu WITH A TRUCK. Do you: A. Take it to the veterinarian for care. B. Take it to the veterinarian for euthanasia because you can&#8217;t afford to treat it or C. 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