{"id":367,"date":"2006-08-17T20:31:54","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T04:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=367"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:49:13","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:49:13","slug":"garden-harvest-gutter-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"Garden Harvest, Gutter Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"tomatoes.jpg\" id=\"image368\" src=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/tomatoes.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Margaret picked a <em>huge<\/em> bowl of tomatoes from the garden this afternoon; reds, cherries, golds, and a lovely green-and-red variety called\u2014no kidding\u2014&#8221;Mister Stripey&#8221;. She was quite justifiably pleased.<\/p>\n<p>Shawn spied the cornucopia on the kitchen counter and, depsite his aversion to raw &#8216;matoes, was duly impressed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Margaret, I just <em>love<\/em> your tomatoes!&#8221; he gushed.<\/p>\n<p>Now how am I supposed to ignore an opening like that? &#8220;Hey now, you just back off, there,&#8221; I said hotly.<\/p>\n<p>In vain the two of them tried to ignore me. &#8220;So are these an heirloom?&#8221; he asked, holding up a Mister Stripey.<\/p>\n<p>I just couldn&#8217;t help myself. &#8220;Yeah, she got &#8217;em from her mother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My, I amuse myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Margaret picked a huge bowl of tomatoes from the garden this afternoon; reds, cherries, golds, and a lovely green-and-red variety called\u2014no kidding\u2014&#8221;Mister Stripey&#8221;. She was quite justifiably pleased. Shawn spied the cornucopia on the kitchen counter and, depsite his aversion to raw &#8216;matoes, was duly impressed. &#8220;Margaret, I just love your tomatoes!&#8221; he gushed. Now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}