{"id":3796,"date":"2011-08-02T17:52:22","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T00:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3796"},"modified":"2011-08-02T17:52:22","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T00:52:22","slug":"tuesdays-with-auntie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3796","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Auntie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Anastasia was -oh- four or so she asked Shawn where Beauford was.<br \/>\nBeauford, their greyhound, had died of complications of being exposed to blue-green algae at Greenlake and had been buried about 18 months previously.<\/p>\n<p>Shawn told Anastasia that Beauford&#8217;s spirit was with his ancestors.<br \/>\n&#8220;No&#8221;, Anastasia responded &#8220;Where&#8217;s Beauford&#8217;s BODY?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Turns out she was asking because she wanted to go and dig up Beauford&#8217;s remains so she could have a dog skeleton and learn to be a veterinarian like Auntie Margaret.  Beauford&#8217;s spirit, we were given to understand, would want Anastasia to have his skeleton so she could learn from it.<\/p>\n<p>A four year old.<br \/>\nA four year old *girl*! \ud83d\ude2f <\/p>\n<p>This is a weird kid.<br \/>\nAnd she hasn&#8217;t gotten any notably less weird in the following 8 years.<\/p>\n<p>So this year for Anastasia&#8217;s twelfth birthday Andrew and I gave her a certificate that entitles the bearer to an August&#8217;s worth of <strong>Tuesdays With Auntie<\/strong>.<br \/>\nAugust because on even months of the year I work the morning shift (7 a.m. to 5 p.m.) and whoever is working the morning shift spends Tuesdays in surgery.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m having my 12 year old niece watch me take dogs and cats apart and put them back together again.<\/p>\n<p>Today, of course, was the first Tuesday in August.<br \/>\nAnastasia watched me spay a dog and remove its dewclaws.  Afterwards we dissected the uterus and looked at the ovaries and the inside of the uterine horns.<br \/>\nAnastasia watched, and helped, me remove a lump off of the side of a cat&#8217;s neck.  This one was a sweat provoking procedure because the lump was up close and personal with branches of the cat&#8217;s facial nerve and with his jugular vein.  Shawn, I&#8217;m afraid your daughter was exposed to some *special* surgery words this morning.  Anastasia helped in that she got to hold instruments that were attached to the lump so that the lump would stay out of my way while I was teasing it away from the cat&#8217;s jugular vein.  I believe I may have nightmares about that (heh) bloody jugular vein.  Ergh!<br \/>\nAnd my technician showed Anastasia how to clean dog teeth.<br \/>\nAnastasia also got an introduction to anesthesia protocols, placement of IV catheters and endotracheal tubes, and surgical monitoring and anesthesia recovery.<\/p>\n<p>I may be reading into it, but it seems like Anastasia was in hog heaven (to put a veterinary metaphor to it).  Next week, among other esoteric delights, we get to neuter a kitten that belongs to one of my assistants.<\/p>\n<p>Some of you will be familiar with the fact that we had a housemate when I was about Anastasia&#8217;s age.  Jane, the Troll That Lived In The Basement, was a wonderfully warping influence on me as an early teen.  I&#8217;m glad to be able to continue the legacy and warp an early teen in my turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Anastasia was -oh- four or so she asked Shawn where Beauford was. Beauford, their greyhound, had died of complications of being exposed to blue-green algae at Greenlake and had been buried about 18 months previously. 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