{"id":385,"date":"2006-09-06T08:02:54","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T16:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=385"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:42:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:42:06","slug":"from-the-department-of-cool-useless-stuff-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"From The Department Of Cool Useless Stuff Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I had enough surplus cash dribbling uncontrollably out of my many and varied orifices to be able to justify picking up my very own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparkfun.com\/commerce\/product_info.php?products_id=287\">olde-timey rotary cell phone<\/a>. That would be the point where I knew that I had &#8220;made it&#8221;. Hell, I&#8217;d buy two of &#8217;em; one for the dashboard of my car.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I had enough surplus cash dribbling uncontrollably out of my many and varied orifices to be able to justify picking up my very own olde-timey rotary cell phone. That would be the point where I knew that I had &#8220;made it&#8221;. Hell, I&#8217;d buy two of &#8217;em; one for the dashboard of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}