{"id":402,"date":"2006-10-10T21:04:03","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T05:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=402"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:37:44","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:37:44","slug":"not-listening-la-la-la-la-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=402","title":{"rendered":"Not Listening, La La La La La&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At 9:39 this evening, someone from the United Arab Emirates managed to get to my blog via the following Yahoo! Web search:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>rectal exam other procedures sufficient shower before<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Aaaaaa! My eyes! Must gouge them out of my head with a melon baller!<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, the person making the inquiry is, as Margaret pointed out, being rather courteous to his\/her doctor. I suppose I should offer my kudos. Instead I am going off to bleach my brain. Cheerio!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At 9:39 this evening, someone from the United Arab Emirates managed to get to my blog via the following Yahoo! Web search: rectal exam other procedures sufficient shower before Aaaaaa! My eyes! Must gouge them out of my head with a melon baller! On the other hand, the person making the inquiry is, as Margaret [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-refer-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}