{"id":444,"date":"2006-12-07T11:59:52","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T19:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=444"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:24:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:24:15","slug":"bmmmphsnortbwaaa-hahahahaha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"Bmmph&#8230;.*snort*&#8230;.Bwaaa, hahahahaha&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is just too funny:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><embed width=\"448\" height=\"365\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ifilm.com\/efp\" quality=\"high\" bgcolor=\"000000\" name=\"efp\" align=\"middle\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" flashvars=\"flvbaseclip=2803010&#038;\"> <\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Mahalo Nui Loa to Mike for sending this my way.<\/p>\n<p>Contains simulated sex (no nudity), so it&#8217;s likely not safe for work. But it <em>is<\/em> frickin&#8217; hilarious.  \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, this is just too funny: Mahalo Nui Loa to Mike for sending this my way. Contains simulated sex (no nudity), so it&#8217;s likely not safe for work. But it is frickin&#8217; hilarious. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}