{"id":453,"date":"2006-12-24T23:13:24","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T07:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=453"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:17:39","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:17:39","slug":"ohoh-mysorry-about-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"Oh&#8230;.Oh My&#8230;.Sorry About That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just checked out my referrer logs before hopping into bed, and I had to put this one up before turning in.<\/p>\n<p>At 9:19pm Pacific Time, someone got to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=440\">recent post<\/a> about the Furreal Friends Butterscotch Pony from a search on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/\">Yahoo!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The phrase they entered into the search engine?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i am looking for instructions for butterscotch the furreal pony&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m picturing a homicidally frustrated last-minute Santa, sitting on the floor of his living room, feverishly scouring the Web in search of an assembly guide for the present lying in pieces around him.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Man, I am so sorry you wasted your time perusing my blog. Hope you found what you were looking for.<\/p>\n<p>To the folks who stopped by this evening to eat pizza and play <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alhambra_(board_game)\">Alhambra<\/a>, thanks for coming over; we had a blast. To everyone on this Christmas Eve, a wish for happiness, prosperity, and Peace on Earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just checked out my referrer logs before hopping into bed, and I had to put this one up before turning in. At 9:19pm Pacific Time, someone got to my recent post about the Furreal Friends Butterscotch Pony from a search on Yahoo! The phrase they entered into the search engine? &#8220;i am looking for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-refer-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}