{"id":469,"date":"2007-01-28T15:27:52","date_gmt":"2007-01-28T23:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=469"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:10:26","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:10:26","slug":"now-thats-good-googling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"Now <em>That&#8217;s<\/em> Good Googling!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At 12:39 in the afternoon Pacific Time today, someone from a block of IPs in the Hawaiian islands hit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=204\">that infamous post on my blog<\/a> by searching Google for:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;esurance nude OR naked OR porn OR porno OR fuck OR fucked OR fucking&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dude, you <em>are<\/em> aware, are you not, that there is a <em>lot<\/em> of porn available online? Like, with <em>real<\/em> people in it, some of them quite attractive, engaging in a wide variety of sexual escapades to satiate just about any appetite?<\/p>\n<p>And if you for some reason prefer your assignations completely devoid of human contact or content, why not type something like &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=anime+porn&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official\">Anime Porn<\/a>&#8221; into your friendly neighborhood search engine, which yields you over 3 million hits compared to the paltry 130,000(!?!) hits for the search you chose instead?<\/p>\n<p>How desperate&#8211;and yet how dauntingly particular&#8211;this poor schlub must be have been to enter such an <em>exhaustive<\/em> list of wildcards. I can&#8217;t <em>imagine<\/em> why he hasn&#8217;t found a girlfriend yet.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At 12:39 in the afternoon Pacific Time today, someone from a block of IPs in the Hawaiian islands hit that infamous post on my blog by searching Google for: &#8220;esurance nude OR naked OR porn OR porno OR fuck OR fucked OR fucking&#8221; Dude, you are aware, are you not, that there is a lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-refer-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}