{"id":4851,"date":"2014-12-17T09:05:36","date_gmt":"2014-12-17T17:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=4851"},"modified":"2014-12-17T09:05:36","modified_gmt":"2014-12-17T17:05:36","slug":"irony-x-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=4851","title":{"rendered":"Irony X 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the dentist last week.  After I left her torture chamber I stopped at the Yak in My Socks to get something vaguely edible before I went to work.<br \/>\nAt the drive through in front of me was a car with a bumper sticker that read: &#8220;Know your farmer, know your food!&#8221;<br \/>\nWhich made me smile for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n<p>And two days later I was picking up some snake snacks at our local pet store.<br \/>\nY&#8217;all may not be familiar with Bully Sticks.  Bully Sticks are&#8230;&#8230; Well they&#8217;re penis jerky.  Dried, desicated steer penis in attractive (?) flavors and formations for your dog to chew.<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m at the pet store getting mice and kitty litter when I see the display of (I swear I&#8217;m not making this up) organic, grass fed, free range Bully Sticks.  They even had the USDA organic certification on the label.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t have a dog so maybe I&#8217;m missing something, but if you&#8217;re giving your dog a penis to chew, what difference does it make if it&#8217;s organic?<\/p>\n<p>And the third I found just yesterday.  Driving along in &#8220;downtown&#8221; Kailua, I noticed that in the parking lot for the McDonalds there are two spots designated &#8220;for drive through customers only!&#8221;<br \/>\nWhich also made me smile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the dentist last week. After I left her torture chamber I stopped at the Yak in My Socks to get something vaguely edible before I went to work. At the drive through in front of me was a car with a bumper sticker that read: &#8220;Know your farmer, know your food!&#8221; Which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4852,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851\/revisions\/4852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}