{"id":4879,"date":"2015-01-30T16:59:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-31T00:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=4879"},"modified":"2015-01-30T16:59:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-31T00:59:46","slug":"just-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=4879","title":{"rendered":"Just maybe&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s my natural reaction to the testosterone fueled f&#8217;ball hooting and snorting that&#8217;s been going on here for the last 2 weeks.<br \/>\nOr maybe, as I mentioned before, I&#8217;m really a curmudgeon.  A blazing liberal curmudgeon, but a curmudgeon nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>But it was funny.<\/p>\n<p>So I was just on my way back from the grocery store.<br \/>\nHeading south on 1st Avenue south I had in front of me a pickup truck with one of those family decal thingies.  You know the ones that show each member of the family as a graduated stick figure, a pair of graduated sizes of flip flops, whatever all?  Yeah.  On the driver&#8217;s side back window of this particular truck was one of those family decal thingies with the family members each depicted as a graduated size of automatic rifle.  On the passenger side back window there was a bumper sticker that read &#8220;Of Course You Don&#8217;t See Any Obama Stickers&#8230;. I&#8217;m On My Way To Work!&#8221;<br \/>\nTo the right of me was a pickup truck with a &#8220;Romney 2012&#8221; centered in the back window and on either a &#8220;Free 2012&#8221; sticker with an American flag.<br \/>\nAnd behind me was a great, shining black behemoth of a Hummer.  Not an H2, a Real Big Hummer.<\/p>\n<p>So, as I said above, I was probably a little crotchety to begin with, but I got great joy out of opening my windows and cranking the stereo when South Park&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=48XreePDi8k\">Uncle Fucker<\/a> came up on my stereo.<br \/>\nEspecially the &#8220;Shut your fucking face uncle fucker..&#8221; line.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it was childish and it probably says a lot about my personality that I couldn&#8217;t deal with my frustration in a more adult manner.<\/p>\n<p>But it was pretty damn funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s my natural reaction to the testosterone fueled f&#8217;ball hooting and snorting that&#8217;s been going on here for the last 2 weeks. Or maybe, as I mentioned before, I&#8217;m really a curmudgeon. A blazing liberal curmudgeon, but a curmudgeon nonetheless. But it was funny. So I was just on my way back from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4879"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4883,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4879\/revisions\/4883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}