{"id":495,"date":"2007-03-06T11:44:55","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T19:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=495"},"modified":"2008-06-22T09:00:10","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T16:00:10","slug":"sprinkles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"(Spr)Ink(les)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had to post this picture, because I pestered the creator mercilessly (through his brother) for a copy. But in order to do it justice I must first tell you just a bit about Jason.<\/p>\n<p>Jason is our housemate&#8217;s brother, one of four, if\u2014in the words of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Iron_Chef#Show_staff\">Chairman Kaga<\/a>\u2014my memory serves me correctly. They&#8217;re all weirdos to one extent or another, with Shawn and Jason competing fiercely for the title of Reigning Fruitcake. Some days it&#8217;s Shawn, some days it&#8217;s Jason. This time it&#8217;s Jason.<\/p>\n<p>He works as a tattoo artist in Vermont, basically a pay-the-bills thing for his other, more\u2014um, well, not exactly &#8220;serious&#8221; work, but his passion, at any rate. Jason primarily does illustration work, stuff that is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. He&#8217;s collaborated with Shawn on a number of projects, most currently a graphic novel series about a race war between two groups of fairies. His style lends quite well to the overall funny\/creepy tone of the story.<\/p>\n<p>Anywho, a couple of months ago, Shawn was talking to his brother on the phone and asked him what he&#8217;d been up to lately. A friend of Jason&#8217;s asked him to give her a tattoo for her birthday. When he asked her what sort of design she wanted, she replied, &#8220;Oh, just do anything you like! I trust you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So what&#8217;d you give her?&#8221; Shawn asked, wincing.<\/p>\n<p>According to Shawn, his brother kind of hemmed and hawed. &#8220;Oooohhhhh, wellll, ummm, a&#8230;..<a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/pics\/cup-cake-taking-a-bath.jpg\" target=\"blank\">cupcake takin&#8217; a bath<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had to post this picture, because I pestered the creator mercilessly (through his brother) for a copy. But in order to do it justice I must first tell you just a bit about Jason. Jason is our housemate&#8217;s brother, one of four, if\u2014in the words of Chairman Kaga\u2014my memory serves me correctly. They&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}