{"id":5101,"date":"2016-05-11T17:47:43","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T00:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=5101"},"modified":"2016-05-11T17:47:43","modified_gmt":"2016-05-12T00:47:43","slug":"how-are-your-futtocks-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=5101","title":{"rendered":"How are your futtocks old man?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;all listen to <a href=\"https:\/\/themoth.org\">The Moth<\/a> recently?<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve got 15 or so minutes to listen to something truly hilarious that is also totally safe for work please follow <a href=\"https:\/\/themoth.org\/radio-hour\/bathtub-sailor-seamstress-spy\">this link<\/a>.  Click on the &#8220;listen now&#8221; button for the first story.<\/p>\n<p>I started listening to this episode of The Moth Radio Hour in the car on my way to work at 0620.  I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=3531\">not a morning person<\/a>.  My trips to work early in the morning are usually done in a driving haze.  Which is to say that I can focus on my driving, but the internal monologue in my head is entirely white noise.<br \/>\nExcept the other day when this gem came up.<\/p>\n<p>I started laughing at 0625 and didn&#8217;t stop until I was at work at 0650.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;all listen to The Moth recently? If you&#8217;ve got 15 or so minutes to listen to something truly hilarious that is also totally safe for work please follow this link. Click on the &#8220;listen now&#8221; button for the first story. I started listening to this episode of The Moth Radio Hour in the car on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5101"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5103,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5101\/revisions\/5103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}