{"id":525,"date":"2007-04-11T21:52:59","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T05:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=525"},"modified":"2008-06-21T23:00:25","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T06:00:25","slug":"a-neologism-especially-for-cat-owners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"A Neologism Especially For Cat Owners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This particular neologism has been in rattling around in Margaret&#8217;s and my vocabulary for some time, but she mentioned having recently incapacitated a colleague at work by using it in front of him, and this made me realize that I had not shared it with the rest of you.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike many dogs, cats spend a lot of time at approximately eye height with their owners. They jump up onto your desk, climb up into your lap, insinuate themselves between you and your book\/TV show\/delicious sammich. This puts one in highly intimate contact with their various ends. Some ends are more, well, mannerly than others.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Round these parts (and those parts), the south-bound end of a north-bound cat is commonly referred to as a &#8220;Pink Wink&#8221;.  \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n<p>Or, alternatively, a &#8220;Cat Ass Trophy&#8221;. Say it fast.  \ud83d\ude2f <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This particular neologism has been in rattling around in Margaret&#8217;s and my vocabulary for some time, but she mentioned having recently incapacitated a colleague at work by using it in front of him, and this made me realize that I had not shared it with the rest of you. Unlike many dogs, cats spend a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neologisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}