{"id":5252,"date":"2018-08-25T16:27:09","date_gmt":"2018-08-25T23:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=5252"},"modified":"2018-08-25T16:27:09","modified_gmt":"2018-08-25T23:27:09","slug":"ah-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=5252","title":{"rendered":"Ah FUCK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere, somehow, my 10th grade geometry teacher, Mr. Dickey (a terrible name to have if you&#8217;re teaching adolescents) is laughing his fool head off.<\/p>\n<p>I cursed, sweated, and cried for a C in 10th grade geometry, swore I&#8217;d never ever need nor use it. \u00a0He cursed, sweated, and laughed to teach me what I needed to pull that C and knew somewhere deep down that I&#8217;d need geometry some day.<\/p>\n<p>I also just spent about half an hour, with the help of this most wonderful internet, figuring the area of an irregular pentagon and then, roughly, the volume of same.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to need a bigger boat.<br \/>\n(to hold all of the sand, and then the concrete that I&#8217;m going to pour to create a pathway into my back garden and the stable base for my new rose trellis).<\/p>\n<p>Asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere, somehow, my 10th grade geometry teacher, Mr. Dickey (a terrible name to have if you&#8217;re teaching adolescents) is laughing his fool head off. I cursed, sweated, and cried for a C in 10th grade geometry, swore I&#8217;d never ever need nor use it. \u00a0He cursed, sweated, and laughed to teach me what I needed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5253,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5252\/revisions\/5253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}