{"id":530,"date":"2007-04-23T11:00:30","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T19:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=530"},"modified":"2008-06-21T22:58:56","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T05:58:56","slug":"such-things-that-occur-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"Such things that occur to me&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came up with this (why won&#8217;t any of you find this surprising?) on a relatively dull day at work last week.<\/p>\n<p>ASS-trophy: adjective, describing that unique sensation that occurs when you&#8217;ve been sitting for so long that you feel as if you&#8217;ve developed a flat spot on your buttocks.  May be used to describe a very boring lecture, movie, etc.  i.e. &#8220;Man, that lecture was a serious asstrophy!&#8221; as the description of the sensation is sufficient to convey the relative dullness and\/or length of the presentation in question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came up with this (why won&#8217;t any of you find this surprising?) on a relatively dull day at work last week. ASS-trophy: adjective, describing that unique sensation that occurs when you&#8217;ve been sitting for so long that you feel as if you&#8217;ve developed a flat spot on your buttocks. May be used to describe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-margarets-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}