{"id":555,"date":"2007-06-05T07:35:22","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T15:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=555"},"modified":"2008-06-21T22:50:16","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T05:50:16","slug":"not-exactly-balm-for-the-ego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Not Exactly Balm For The Ego"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=551\">compared to the Tick<\/a>, and now this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mingle2.com\/zombie-quiz\" style=\"background: transparent url('http:\/\/mingle2.com\/css\/img\/zombie\/big_badge.jpg') no-repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: #ffffff; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 385px; height: 244px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-family: Times New Roman,sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center\"><span style=\"display: block; padding-top: 55px\">31%<\/span><\/a><small>Mingle<sup>2<\/sup> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/mingle2.com\">Free Online Dating<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m with <a href=\"http:\/\/yakboy42.livejournal.com\/39774.html\">YakBoy<\/a>; I think the ridiculous number of edged weapons and blunt instruments in the house should have counted for more. Plus if the alignment test is right, I&#8217;m somewhat low on brains, and therefore culinarily less desirable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First I&#8217;m compared to the Tick, and now this: 31%Mingle2 &#8211; Free Online Dating I&#8217;m with YakBoy; I think the ridiculous number of edged weapons and blunt instruments in the house should have counted for more. Plus if the alignment test is right, I&#8217;m somewhat low on brains, and therefore culinarily less desirable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}