{"id":582,"date":"2007-08-01T21:04:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T05:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=582"},"modified":"2008-06-21T22:33:40","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T05:33:40","slug":"wow-icky-and-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"Wow, Icky <em>And<\/em> Stupid!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, you! Yeah, <em>you<\/em>, the perv from Lima, Peru, who happened to leave tracks across my blog around eight-thirty this evening.<\/p>\n<p>By this time you&#8217;ve already seen (or at least glanced at) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=393\">my personal feelings<\/a> regarding your desire for incest porn, since that&#8217;s exactly where your grotty little search landed you on my site. However little I may care for your taste in titillation, I feel the need to offer this particular bit of tid regarding your search technique:<\/p>\n<p>If one is, in fact, trawling the Web via <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/imghp?tab=wi\">Google Image Search<\/a> for &#8220;uncle fuck niece&#8221;, perhaps, for the sake of efficiency, one might elect to also show at least the minimum requisite forebrain and <em>turn off the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/safesearch_help.html\">Safe Search<\/a> function?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This has been a public service announcement.  \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, you! Yeah, you, the perv from Lima, Peru, who happened to leave tracks across my blog around eight-thirty this evening. By this time you&#8217;ve already seen (or at least glanced at) my personal feelings regarding your desire for incest porn, since that&#8217;s exactly where your grotty little search landed you on my site. However [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-refer-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}