{"id":60,"date":"2005-01-23T15:30:48","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T23:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=60"},"modified":"2008-06-22T12:24:50","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T19:24:50","slug":"bad-genetic-combinations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Bad  Genetic Combinations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Off-topic for this post, I have added some more goodies to my site, namely weather updates for various locales of significance to me. They live along the left side of the page, after all the other gunk. They may cause a slight slowdown for some visitors, but as I have said before, I put this thing up in the first place for <em>my<\/em> enjoyment, not yours.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had this thought bouncing around in my head for a while, but didn&#8217;t have a great venue for taking it public until now.<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine what would happen if two of the scariest mouths of our time:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aerosmith.com\/\">Aerosmith&#8217;s<\/a> Steven Tyler<\/p>\n<p><div class=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"pics\/steven_tyler.jpg\" alt=\"Steven Tyler\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.carlysimon.com\/\">Carly Simon<\/a><\/p>\n<p><div class=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"pics\/carly_simon.jpg\" alt=\"Carly Simon\" border=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>were to have a child?<\/p>\n<p>The unfortunate offspring would probably look something like this:<\/p>\n<p><div class=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"pics\/alien.jpg\" alt=\"Littly Jimmy Tyler-Simon\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Artist&#8217;s Rendering<\/em><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Off-topic for this post, I have added some more goodies to my site, namely weather updates for various locales of significance to me. They live along the left side of the page, after all the other gunk. They may cause a slight slowdown for some visitors, but as I have said before, I put this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}