{"id":75,"date":"2005-02-11T09:45:05","date_gmt":"2005-02-11T17:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=75"},"modified":"2008-06-22T12:19:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T19:19:15","slug":"kneel-o-jisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Kneel, O Jism!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=neologisms\" target=\"_blank\">Say it fast<\/a>.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m something of a fan of new and unusual words, and often catch myself synthesizing unique terms to meet the needs of the moment. I will try to remember to post these as they arise.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one of my favorites:<\/p>\n<p>You may already have heard of  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alexking.org\/blog\/2003\/11\/06\/funny-word-winners\/\">bozone<\/a>, the substance that surrounds and envelops stupid people.<\/p>\n<p>Well, when the bozone layer surrounding any given individual grows so pervasive that it begins to affect the intelligence of those around them, that person has become a <strong><em>stuporconductor<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say it fast. \ud83d\ude09 I&#8217;m something of a fan of new and unusual words, and often catch myself synthesizing unique terms to meet the needs of the moment. I will try to remember to post these as they arise. Here&#8217;s one of my favorites: You may already have heard of bozone, the substance that surrounds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neologisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}