{"id":757,"date":"2008-02-26T11:42:56","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T18:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=757"},"modified":"2008-06-21T17:44:36","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T00:44:36","slug":"stay-on-target","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"Stay On Target&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m finding it hard to think of witty or pithy things to say while people are cutting through the garage floor directly beneath me with jackhammers and concrete saws, so y&#8217;all will have to just entertain yourselves for a few days while the elves put in our new water and sewer lines. After which I plan to take a long hot shower while flushing several toilets, just because I can.<\/p>\n<p>We know you have your choice of blogs, and we thank you for choosing Uncle Andrew dot Net.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m finding it hard to think of witty or pithy things to say while people are cutting through the garage floor directly beneath me with jackhammers and concrete saws, so y&#8217;all will have to just entertain yourselves for a few days while the elves put in our new water and sewer lines. After which I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}