{"id":87,"date":"2005-02-27T18:21:31","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T02:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=87"},"modified":"2008-06-22T12:11:58","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T19:11:58","slug":"more-windows-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"More Windows Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Fifth installation<br \/>\nin less than two goddamn weeks.<br \/>\nWindows XP rots.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A driver conflict;<br \/>\nConsult documentation<br \/>\non your hosed hard drive.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Installation failed!<br \/>\nPerhaps an OS upgrade?<br \/>\nGo suck a Longhorn.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fifth installation in less than two goddamn weeks. Windows XP rots. A driver conflict; Consult documentation on your hosed hard drive. Installation failed! Perhaps an OS upgrade? Go suck a Longhorn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}