{"id":90,"date":"2005-03-02T23:45:43","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T07:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=90"},"modified":"2008-06-22T12:11:17","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T19:11:17","slug":"hi-imnot-home-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Hi, I&#8217;m Not Home Right Now&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And won&#8217;t be for a few days. Computers are dropping like flies around the office, and I have had a brand-new color laser printer in the back of my car for a couple of days that has to be installed at the office as well. In short, I&#8217;m the walking dead. Y&#8217;all will just have to entertain yourselves for a bit. But here are a few things you can tide yourself over with.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"html\/allyourbase.html\" target=\"_blank\">All Your Base Are Belong to Us<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"html\/elvislivesinflash.html\" target=\"_blank\">Elvis Lives In Flash<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"movies\/baggins.mov\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins&#8221;<\/a>, a music video by Leonard Nimoy (turn up your sound, then turn it off and run screaming)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"movies\/tomato.mov\" target=\"_blank\">How Ketchup Is Made<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And won&#8217;t be for a few days. Computers are dropping like flies around the office, and I have had a brand-new color laser printer in the back of my car for a couple of days that has to be installed at the office as well. In short, I&#8217;m the walking dead. Y&#8217;all will just have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}