{"id":906,"date":"2008-07-18T10:10:01","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T17:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=906"},"modified":"2008-07-18T20:34:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-19T03:34:34","slug":"you-gotta-be-fuckin-kidney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=906","title":{"rendered":"You Gotta Be Fuckin&#8217; Kidney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I got the semi-peri-penultimate diagnosis from my nephrologist this morning.<\/p>\n<p>And the winner is&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em>Diabetic Nephropathy!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yes, the diagnosis that simply could not be the case, <em>is!<\/em> The doc is consulting with a specialist up at the University of Washington just to be super-extra-sure, but he really doesn&#8217;t have any doubts at this point.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, this could be a lot worse. At least it isn&#8217;t cancer or some truly bizarre exotic autotimmune disorder. It does bring up the question of how I came to have a condition which is a symptom of\u00a0uncontrolled\u00a0diabetes when <strong>a) <\/strong>my diabetes is extremely well controlled, and <strong>b)<\/strong> I don&#8217;t have any of the other symptoms of uncontrolled diabetes. My doctor&#8217;s best theory at the moment is that the symptoms I&#8217;m experiencing now are the\u00a0culmination\u00a0of damage incurred before I was diagnosed, which kind of makes sense.<\/p>\n<p>Pending any remarkable findings by the specialist at The Dub (tiny demons living in my kidneys, some sort of gypsy curse, whathaveyou) my treatment regimen won&#8217;t change appreciably. Everything I&#8217;m doing to manage my diabetes\u2014sugar control, blood pressure control\u2014is helping my kidneys as well. I will probably consult with a dietician specializing in renal health, and continue to (ahem) have the piss monitored out of me.<\/p>\n<p>This news comes as a relief. It also came at an amazingly portentous moment, as our friend Scot got the call this morning from his hospital and is even now in final testing and prep to receive a much-needed kidney transplant. Everyone please take a moment to think some good thoughts for him. Break a leg, Scot! But go easy on the abdominal cavity. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I got the semi-peri-penultimate diagnosis from my nephrologist this morning. And the winner is&#8230;. Diabetic Nephropathy! Yes, the diagnosis that simply could not be the case, is! The doc is consulting with a specialist up at the University of Washington just to be super-extra-sure, but he really doesn&#8217;t have any doubts at this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roominations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":909,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}