{"id":983,"date":"2008-07-20T22:25:24","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T05:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=983"},"modified":"2008-07-20T22:26:51","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T05:26:51","slug":"pretend-that-never-happened-love-to-thanks-for-asking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=983","title":{"rendered":"Pretend That Never Happened? <em>Love<\/em> To, Thanks For Asking!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Originally, this whole Refer Madness thing was supposed to be a lark. You know, me chortling out loud and in &#8220;print&#8221; about the escapades of my fellow Netizens as they stumble across Uncle Andrew dot Net looking for amusing and\/or unusual Web pages. Nuthin&#8217; but good clean fun. Well, good PG-13 fun, at any rate.<\/p>\n<p>But every once in a while I consult my access logs to find something I really wish I hadn&#8217;t. All the creeps looking for incest porn, for instance. And then there&#8217;s this guy\u2014gal\u2014organism from the Fredericksburg, Arizona area, who hit my blog at around three o&#8217;clock this afternoon looking for&#8230;.drumroll please&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;videos of celebrity guys going to the bathroom&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Out! You heard me,\u00a0<em>out!<\/em> <em><strong>SHOO!\u00a0<\/strong><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">\ud83d\udc7f<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I feel like I should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wyeth.com\/products?product=\/wyeth_html\/home\/products\/animal_health\/Nolvasan\u00ae%20Products\/Nolvasan\u00ae%20Products_overview.html\">Nolvasan\u00ae<\/a>\u00a0my Web server before letting anyone visit it again. That and start wearing a mental dam as part of established protocol for checking my referrers.<\/p>\n<p>Way, waaayyyy off topic: it has been brought to my attention that a couple of people have experienced problems accessing Uncle Andrew dot Net from PCs running Windows XP and either Internet Explorer or FireFox. Apparently a couple of people have had their browser crash when attempting to visit my blog. I tend t think the problem is my embedded QuickTime movies. I made a couple of changes to\u00a0the\u00a0code by which they&#8217;re embedded. If any one has\/continues to have a problem, could you post here to let me know? Mahalo Nui Loa for your kokua!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally, this whole Refer Madness thing was supposed to be a lark. You know, me chortling out loud and in &#8220;print&#8221; about the escapades of my fellow Netizens as they stumble across Uncle Andrew dot Net looking for amusing and\/or unusual Web pages. Nuthin&#8217; but good clean fun. Well, good PG-13 fun, at any rate. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-refer-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":992,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions\/992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}