{"id":998,"date":"2008-07-26T14:23:18","date_gmt":"2008-07-26T21:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=998"},"modified":"2008-07-27T13:23:24","modified_gmt":"2008-07-27T20:23:24","slug":"thanks-john-you-make-it-easier-every-time-you-open-your-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/?p=998","title":{"rendered":"Thanks John, You Make It Easier Every Time You Open Your Mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John McCain needs better handlers. That, or longer naps. Just about everything that has fallen out of his politics-hole in the past few weeks has just made his opponent look that much better.<\/p>\n<p>He did it again today during a radio address to the nation, lambasting Obama for advocating an increase in troops deployed to Afghanistan. He accused Obama of being wishy-washy on the current conflict(s):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;My opponent advocates the deployment of two new combat brigades to Afghanistan; in other words, a surge. We&#8217;ll have to wonder how he can deny that the surge in Iraq has succeeded, while at the same time announcing that a surge is what we need in Afghanistan.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is, McCain said with much gravity, &#8220;not the kind of judgment we seek in a commander-in-chief.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, absolutely, John. We certainly wouldn&#8217;t want someone at the helm who thought there might be a difference between the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We wouldn&#8217;t want to leave the reins of power in the hands of someone who might realize that Afghanistan is completely different&#8212;politically, strategically, historically, geographically, culturally and probably a few other -ally&#8217;s&#8212;from Iraq. And we sure at shit wouldn&#8217;t want to trust our nation&#8217;s security and perception in the world to someone who seems to realize that, unlike Iraq, the ruling powers in Afghanistan played a quantifiable role in abetting the attacks on American soil that sparked this whole conflict in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>And if we don&#8217;t want a leader capable of making <em>those<\/em> distinctions, imagine the peril we&#8217;d be in if we allowed ourselves to be taken in by a person who might actually believe that a strategy that fails in one scenario might be successful in another? If we don&#8217;t elect someone utterly committed to stay the course at all costs&#8212;someone that simplistic, that ossified, that fucking <em>stupid&#8212;<\/em>to office, how will we ever manufacture the rationale needed to bring more of that good ol&#8217; fashioned War-On-Terror-style peace and freedom to other imperiled nations of the world? Like Iran, say?<\/p>\n<p>I guess that McCain and\/or his machinery believes this kind of highly compartmentalized, alligator-brained thinking still resonates with a majority of the American public&#8212;or at least the American <em>voting<\/em> public. He lets this philosophy shine through in phrases like, &#8220;he would choose the path of retreat and failure for America over the path of success and victory&#8221;. Big, bold statements of conviction. Solid, immovable, slablike declarations, didactic monoliths, drawing a clear dividing line between him and Obama, Self and Other, Good and Evil, Black and Wh&#8212;well, Good and Evil.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe he&#8217;s right, but I&#8217;d like to think that seven years of &#8220;You&#8217;re either ready to help us stick a boot up the ass of the rest of the world, or you eat aborted babies for breakfast&#8221; has left people a little more open to the idea of thinking stuff over before saying it into an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ap.org\/\">Associated Press<\/a> microphone, much less before mobilizing a few armored divisions to act on it. I guess we&#8217;ll find out soon enough.<\/p>\n<p>But personally, I appreciate Senator McCain&#8217;s candor, his willingness to speak his mind, and think he ought to do so whenever and wherever he feels he should. He&#8217;s making our guy&#8217;s job a lot easier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John McCain needs better handlers. That, or longer naps. Just about everything that has fallen out of his politics-hole in the past few weeks has just made his opponent look that much better. He did it again today during a radio address to the nation, lambasting Obama for advocating an increase in troops deployed to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.uncle-andrew.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}