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OR, "BRAIN FARTS TRAPPED IN A VIRTUAL JAR"
| This is just a collection of thoughts, jokes, cartoons, emails and other ramblings I've assembled over the years, mostly of my own origin. I will add to the list as time allows. |
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Cartoons
Occasionally I take it into my head to put something graphic and humorous (humic and graphorous?) down on paper. Here are a few of my fav's.
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An email I sent to Best's Kosher Foods, the makers of Sinai 48 Kosher Hot Dogs, regarding an idea my sister Meg and I came up with for a new ad jingle for their product.
An email I sent to Tom and Ray Magliozzi of National Public Radio's weekly program Car Talk, regarding a theory I was refining regarding windshield wipers.
A recreation of an email I sent out to a group of friends in the mid-to-late 1990's regarding my experiences with Camaro owners (if anyone has the original, please forward me a copy!)
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Rants
Just what the sign says: rants. Kvetches. Hypertextual hissy-fits. Click on the text to read the rant.
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Truth In Advertising: a Pictorial Series
Whenever I see something that seems, by its very visual nature, to represent a seminal truth about itself, I try to get a snapshot of it. I will add to this collection as further truths are revealed to me.
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Irony is Good for the Blood
Similar to Truth In Advertising, this series concerns itself with pictures that are overtly or covertly ironic, in an attempt to make me appear hip and worldly, when in fact I'm a prissy little naïf who still wets the bed.
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Food Fright
Part of my ever-growing picture library. In the tradition of Lilek's outstanding Gallery of Regrettable Food, these are pictures of food items that--for one reason or another--puzzle, annoy or simply chill me to the bone.
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