Football Haiku
Uncle Andrew
Super Bowl Forty,
“Oh, no! We lost! How awful!”
I cry Seahawk tears.
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2/6/2006
Uncle Andrew
5/31/2005
5/15/2005
Mouthwash Haiku
Uncle Andrew
Inspired by a spontaneous exclamation from my wife:
Just which idiot
Thought that Citrus Listerine
Would be a good thing?
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2/27/2005
More Windows Haiku
Uncle Andrew
Fifth installation
in less than two goddamn weeks.
Windows XP rots.
A driver conflict;
Consult documentation
on your hosed hard drive.
Installation failed!
Perhaps an OS upgrade?
Go suck a Longhorn.
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2/22/2005
Windows Haiku
Uncle Andrew
One seven oh six:
The Office error number
That haunts my nightmares.
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