How can I leave this one alone?

One of my VIN buddies (a colleague with whom I interact and chat online) posted a story this morning about an emergency call that he got over the weekend.
A woman called him, rather out of the blue, she wasn’t a client but he is one of the few people in his area that does house calls.
Him: “Hello?”
Her: “Um, hi. Is this Dr. X?”
Him: “Yes.”
Her: “Oh good, listen, I was hoping you could come out to my place and dart my beaver.”
What’s better, of course, was that she was serious.