Eh, Pissed O’ Mah Logy!

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 12:50 pm

Sometimes you’ll just be going about your business when an insight about yourself will roll over you, like a poorly secured dumpster in a steeply-banked parking lot. This was one of those times.

I had a dentist appointment this morning (I have to come back to have four cavities drilled—oy gevalt). Afterward I stopped at a little place near the clinic to get some takeout sushi for lunch. As I got nearer to home I decided I wanted some coffee to go with it, so I pulled my Suabru into the parking lot of my local Starbucks. Stowing my iPod in my laptop bag, I zipped up my North Face jacket against the downpour outside, opened my car door and headed into the shop. I emerged minutes later with a triple venti mocha. I got back in my car and headed home to resume my telecommuting job, working as a graphic/Web designer for a gourmet and medicinal mushroom company.

Dear God; I’m so Puget Sound I could puke.

7 Responses to “Eh, Pissed O’ Mah Logy!”

  1. Dylan Says:

    Go Hawks!

  2. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Oh Gawd….if it comes to that, I’m out the door and bound for Santa Fe in a heartbeat.

  3. Gavin Says:

    …And you might ask yourself, well, how did I get here?…

  4. Uncle Andrew Says:

    …And I may ask myself, why am I wearing such a large suit? 😉

  5. Dalek Says:

    “You ask so many questions,
    What answers should I choose?
    Is this plain ol’ heebie-jeebies
    Or just…————- ——?”

    Well, you probably can fill in the blanks. 😉

  6. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Weasels in my shoes?
    Severe colds and flus?
    Northwest Cable News?

  7. Dalek Says:

    Can it be that Margaret doesn’t have a copy of “Existential Blues” kicking around? I’m shocked, I tell you, deeply shocked.

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