This Just In….
Uncle Andrew
A few days ago our friend Gavin asked for our mailing address, which I of course provided.
Today, what should arrive in the mail but this:
Of course not, thank you, I will treasure it always….you fucking psycho. 😉
In case it’s not evident from the picture, that’s a teeny, tiny can of Spam that he included with the letter. Probably a piece of doll furniture, given what I know of his wife’s hobbies. It’s now up on the shelf with my other collectible Spam cans. (Yes, I have collectible Spam cans. Instead of children.)
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March 2nd, 2006 at 6:24 am
“…you fucking psycho”
Hey, just ’cause I write like Carles Manson… I did tell you I was going to send you a “little something” in the mail didn’t I? And just because somebody is going to ask you at some point, it’s 1/12th scale. Hope this helps to complete your collection.
March 2nd, 2006 at 7:42 am
1/12th, Darn. If it were 1/6th it could make a guest appearance in Tricia’s comic.
March 2nd, 2006 at 8:30 am
Perhaps there’s a pun in there about how freakishly small the can of Spam is to the action figures. 😉