3/17/2006

Irony Supplement, Part 9

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
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Irony Supplement, Part 9

This was in my box at work and I just couldn’t pass it up.

Now, I don’t know which of the two commonly-known phrases composing the acronym POS came first; “Point of Sale” or “Piece of Shit”. But irrespective of the original title-holder, you’d think that the people whose livelihoods are dependent on the promotion and sale of point of sale equipment would wise up and find a new acronym. Front-End-Retail-Presence (FERP). Saleshuman Interface Terminal (SHIT). Something, anything but POS.

Not only does Dell cop to selling a POS on this catalogue cover; they brazenly admit they’re selling a “complete POS”. Does nobody proofread these things?

The fact that this catalogue happened across my path today at the office is of particularly delicious irony, as at the time I was heading out the door with another POS from Dell in my possession; an Optiplex minitower whose less-than-two-year-old power supply had just gone kaflooie. I had a spare high-quality Enermax PSU on me, but of course the non-standard Dell case design prevents one from installing a power supply that includes a rocker-type on/off switch. Something present on almost every single after-market power supply. “Complete POS”, indeed. 🙄

4 Responses to “Irony Supplement, Part 9”

  1. YakBoy Says:

    I dunno, I think I’d probably pay $2800 for a complete POS solution. At the very least it might get rid of some of the more annoying people at my work….

  2. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Damn, I hadn’t thought of it that way. Now that you mention it, I imagine I would happily shell out 2800 clams for a solution to my POS problems as well. But only if it was fully FuckTard™ 1.1 compliant….

  3. fisherbear Says:

    My cubicle in Redmond is right down the hall from the MS BS POS sales department.

    Really. 🙂

  4. Uncle Andrew Says:

    That….is scary. I can’t believe someone didn’t think of that whilst crafting the initial department title.


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