“Dear Organic Bouquet….”

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 11:36 am

There is a slight problem with order #XXXXXX, which was delivered to my wife’s office today.

The flowers that shipped were the correct ones, and they arrived in good condition. However, the card that accompanied them was supposed to read,

You are the best, the very best, the absolutely best thing that has ever happened or will ever happen to me. I love you with all my heart, my brain, plus my liver and most of both kidneys. My pancreas, I’m afraid, is a bust.


As is shown in the confirmation email I received. Instead, the card shat shipped with my order read,

Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you, Pam!


You people are damn lucky my wife has a sense of humor, but not as lucky as I am. 😀

Andrew Lenzer

4 Responses to ““Dear Organic Bouquet….””

  1. Valerie Says:

    Sorry Andrew….that cracked my shit right up! 😆

  2. Scot Says:

    Better than both of you kidneys being busted. Or in my case, all 3 of them.

  3. Dalek Says:

    Wow. Just EPIC fail on the part of Organic Bouquet. 😯 It’s a darn good thing (for them and for you) that *both* of you have a well-developed sense of humor.

  4. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Wow. Just EPIC fail on the part of Organic Bouquet.

    Yeah, I’ve used Organic Bouquet for all my flower needs for about five years, and this is the first time they’ve ever screwed up an order. I was pretty surprised….though, I imagine, not nearly as surprised as “Pam” was. 😮

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