8/2/2011

Tuesdays with Auntie

MargaretMargaret
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When Anastasia was -oh- four or so she asked Shawn where Beauford was.
Beauford, their greyhound, had died of complications of being exposed to blue-green algae at Greenlake and had been buried about 18 months previously.

Shawn told Anastasia that Beauford’s spirit was with his ancestors.
“No”, Anastasia responded “Where’s Beauford’s BODY?!”

Turns out she was asking because she wanted to go and dig up Beauford’s remains so she could have a dog skeleton and learn to be a veterinarian like Auntie Margaret. Beauford’s spirit, we were given to understand, would want Anastasia to have his skeleton so she could learn from it.

A four year old.
A four year old *girl*! 😯

This is a weird kid.
And she hasn’t gotten any notably less weird in the following 8 years.

So this year for Anastasia’s twelfth birthday Andrew and I gave her a certificate that entitles the bearer to an August’s worth of Tuesdays With Auntie.
August because on even months of the year I work the morning shift (7 a.m. to 5 p.m.) and whoever is working the morning shift spends Tuesdays in surgery.

Yes, I’m having my 12 year old niece watch me take dogs and cats apart and put them back together again.

Today, of course, was the first Tuesday in August.
Anastasia watched me spay a dog and remove its dewclaws. Afterwards we dissected the uterus and looked at the ovaries and the inside of the uterine horns.
Anastasia watched, and helped, me remove a lump off of the side of a cat’s neck. This one was a sweat provoking procedure because the lump was up close and personal with branches of the cat’s facial nerve and with his jugular vein. Shawn, I’m afraid your daughter was exposed to some *special* surgery words this morning. Anastasia helped in that she got to hold instruments that were attached to the lump so that the lump would stay out of my way while I was teasing it away from the cat’s jugular vein. I believe I may have nightmares about that (heh) bloody jugular vein. Ergh!
And my technician showed Anastasia how to clean dog teeth.
Anastasia also got an introduction to anesthesia protocols, placement of IV catheters and endotracheal tubes, and surgical monitoring and anesthesia recovery.

I may be reading into it, but it seems like Anastasia was in hog heaven (to put a veterinary metaphor to it). Next week, among other esoteric delights, we get to neuter a kitten that belongs to one of my assistants.

Some of you will be familiar with the fact that we had a housemate when I was about Anastasia’s age. Jane, the Troll That Lived In The Basement, was a wonderfully warping influence on me as an early teen. I’m glad to be able to continue the legacy and warp an early teen in my turn.

3 Responses to “Tuesdays with Auntie”

  1. Dalek Says:

    That is beyond cool. Anastasia’s a very lucky kid. :mrgreen:

  2. Shawn Says:

    Well you are defiantly my daughters hero, she is non stop excited about the two days she has spent with her Auntie and the timing could not be more perfect as school starts soon and she really wants to study harder so she can be a vet ASAP. She can’t stop describing every thing that the two of you mad scientist did in great detail. (sometimes during dinner) I teased her and told her I had bad news that the next visit was going to be spent putting a pile of very cute kittens to sleep, she said with out flinching “well that is part of being a Vet, Auntie Margaret would not do that unless she had too, so I it must be needed.I will help, its part of the job. Poor kittens”. I let her know I was joking and she seemed relived and said “I would have to hire some one to put my own pets down, I could never do that, but putting other animals down is done when it stops the animals suffering, it would be hard and some times sad but I know its what needs to be done some times so I would help auntie Margaret do it”. Good lord…. Freaky kid.

  3. Uncle Andrew Says:

    I let her know I was joking and she seemed relived and said “I would have to hire some one to put my own pets down….

    Margaret has also had friends put down our pets when it was time, for the very same reason. (Friends who are veterinarians, I must add. 😯 )I get the feeling that this is SOP in the biz.

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