My Review of Silent Hill

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 7:56 am

I haven’t played the game, so I have nothing to compare it to but actual movies. This film is visually beautiful, with gorgeous sets and special effects, and that’s pretty much it. The plot is either drawn directly from the game, proving that there are very few video games that have enough meat to sustain a feature-length film, or else the director extrapolated–some might say excreted–this whole weird, convoluted story that will leave you on the edge of your seat because you almost can’t stand to remain in place watching anything so uninspiring. Decent to good acting all around, with Sean Bean in probably the most uninteresting role of his life. Kudos to Jodelle Ferland for her performance as little girl/demon child: a less accomplished child actor would have easily moved this film from the realm of the boring to that of the unbearable. I didn’t hate this movie, but that’s the best I can say about it.

One Response to “My Review of Silent Hill

  1. Mike Says:

    Go see The Departed.

    Lots of good !@#$! language, violence, cops and robbers. Of course, it’s a Scorsece (sp.?) flick! DiCaprio makes a good film comeback (he ain’t no Romeo in this one). And Nicholson is great ” I smell a rat..” It is a remake of a Hong Kong cop flick in the same tradition that came out about 2 years ago, but it’s still really good.

    I likes them cops-n-robbers flicks. And Martin has made a peach.

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